A World Cup Message to All Ladies~

Received an e-mail from a colleague which I like to share with everyone, not only to the Ladies~

Since the World Cup is just around the corner, and the World Cup fever plague has already spread all around the world~ Therefore I would like to post this up before proceed to my Phuket day 2 post!

Here it goes~

Dear Wife / Sweetheart / Girl Friend / Partner / whomever it may concern,

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during the game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor..... It won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites is to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this... why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, *Refer to Rule #2 of the list*.
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank GOD the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.

P/S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Godzz... I believe that this is the first time I typed so much in 1 post~ But I still like to share this although word-only-post do makes me sleepy~

P/S

All the above mention so called 'rules and regulations' does not come from imxeroz.blogspot.com!

If you wanna apply them, do it AT YOUR OWN RISK~

I've already sent this to MsXeRoZ... the feedback? You won't wanna know~

signed off regretfully for sending the email to msxeroz XD at 8:53 p.m.

Phuket Trip Part 3~

Gosh, has been working like mad cow again this week... even worse during plant maintenance yesterday! Pathetically near to 13 hours of hell job~

Anyway, do continue with my Phuket trip which I'd MISS SO MUCH! Here's part 3 of the post and also the end of Day 1 in Phuket~ Bangala Road and Beach Road was so busy during the night!

Well, if you notice there's someone familiar over here XD

The size of the fish head really caught my attention~ And its just by the hustle and bustle road side!

If you walk along Beach Road, you'll come across a dining area with wonderful atmosphere~

And also not to forget a complex known as Jung Ceylon~ Here's about a little of it that I manage to get from the web~

"Jungceylon" was a name for Phuket used back in 1511 when it was a fertile and prosperous port town embraced by the Andaman Sea. The name is now being used again for the Jungceylon project, a world class shopping and entertainment destination that will revive Phuket’s great history and reputation and make it known around the world. [link]

Well... Do stay tune for more Phuket trip adventure!

signed off missing Phuket at 10:47 p.m.

Phuket Trip Part 2~

Here you go~ Phuket trip post part 2~ We checked in the hotel and immediately 'explore' the streets~

And... the swimming pool which located just in front of the hotel room too~

Not to forget the sunset by the beach!

And... We found a very tame and cute doggie would be on time sun bathing at the beach everyday~

and appeared to be at the front of a small shopping complex for the air-cond to sleep at night!

Remember to stay tune for part III~

signed off going to bed at 12:46 a.m.