Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Monday, April 5, 2010

Beware of Prostitutes~

Went out alone for dinner tonight cuz' my usual 'dinner partner' was working evening shift~
Ordered a bowl of noodle and sat down flipping newspaper which was laying quietly on the table~

Most of the news was fatal accident death during the Chinese believed 'tomb-sweeping' festival (清明节 qing ming jie) which purpose is to remind us to remember our 'root' and our ancestors~

And then~ something caught my attention!

THIS SIGN
** picture adapted from the internet**

It was reporting that the Italian government has to set up the road sign due to 'over-number' of prostitutes that caused massive road accident to on-lookers. HAHA!

I went home and search the internet and found some articles as well...


Prostitutes sign confuses motorists (link)

A road sign warning of prostitutes is confusing motorists in an Italian town.

Published: 11:25AM BST 02 Apr 2010

The red-bordered triangular sign shows a scantily-clad woman, who is also carrying a handbag, in the city of Treviso in northern Italy.

The sign states 'Attenzione Prostitute' - seemingly warning people of prostitutes in the area.

Motorists and pedestrians have complained that the sign is 'confusing', saying they don't know if it means to watch out for crossing hookers or if it means prostitutes operate in the area.

One local Dino Vezino, 34, said: "I was driving in to work and saw this sign and had to slow down to get a proper look.

"I couldn't believe it - the woman has a mini-skirt and high heels on and very big breasts.

"I just couldn't work out what it was for?

"Does it mean I have to look out for prostitutes crossing or that they are available around here?"


Italian town's 'beware of prostitutes' road signs confuse

motorists!(link)

Sat, Apr 3 12:05 PM

London, April 3 (ANI): Special road signs warning commuters of prostitutes have been installed near Treviso, northern Italy.

The signs are triangular and red-bordered with an image of a big-breasted woman wearing a mini-skirt and high heels and carrying a handbag, reports the Sun.

Thirty such signs have been put up on a road known for the harlots near Treviso.

The sign says "attenzione prostitute" meaning, "Watch out for prostitutes."

A local man found 35 prostitutes within a stretch of two miles.

"By night it's a sexed-up superhighway," he said.

Resident Dino Vezino, 34, said: "I saw this sign and had to slow down to get a proper look.

"Does it mean I have to look out for prostitutes crossing or that they are available around here?" (ANI)


Well... what can I say? Haha!

signed off at 10:33 p.m.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Decepticon! Transform~


Just to keep my blog update at the meantime~ I would like to share a failure transformation of a Decepticon that I came across recently~

**p/s: sorry about the photo quality as I took it from a 'classic' handphone~

signed off at 1:41 a.m.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Bravest Dog in the World~


Damn tiring after work, but reluctant to go to bed yet... Why? Coz' the moment I open my eyes in the morning, its another tedious working day waiting for me~ Argh, check some mail before I go to bed~

I was expecting some photo showing a dog rescuing a kid from a burning house when I saw the title 'Bravest Dog in the World'... and yet I'm proven wrong!

Picture adapted from e-mail.

Well, better hurry up finishing the post and read 2 more chapter of Fairy Tail before I drag myself to bed~
Good night folks!

signing off lazily at 11:42 p.m.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Not my Birthday Dinner in MFM VS QUICK SUCK ?? ~


5 September 2009 - BIG day for Wern aka bOon~ Celebrated her birthday with Marsboy, KoKo, Nicole, and my 2 cousins which happened to be at my place~

We went to Sunway Pyramid to meet up with Marsboy and KoKo~ Decided to have dinner in Manhattan Fish Market since we'd eliminated the rest of the choices.
I'd always prefer the Seafood Platter for 2 as the portion serves for more than 2~ haha!
and they used 'Flame-thrower' to melt the cream before serving!


Heard of 'Quick-Cut' before? A saloon which offers as quick as 15-minutes hair cut. . .
BUT, what about QUICK' SUCK ? what do they offer? 15-minutes of sucking? GOSH!


Located near to MFM, I really thought I saw QUICK SUCK at the first glance! LoL! I wonder did the owner name it on purpose??!

Anyway, Happy Belated Birthday post to Wern!

signed off at 1:35 p.m.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Another day out with Ruumates~


Its been awhile since I last update my blog~ Exam really will drive someone goes Crazieee~
Here I am again. . Promise to update my blog after exam~

This is suppose to be a 1 month old post~ haha! Late update . .
30 August 2009 - Went to Genting Highland as part of ruumz gathering~ Participants : Jack aka Marsboy, Rachel K aka Koko nut, Hafez aka Capt. Freeze, Eklern aka Egg, Rachel T aka RachT, Wern da'BabOon, Nicole aka MsXeRoZ and ME!
Don't be surprise as ruumsters are well-known with their nicknames!


I took some shots while the gang starts going hay-wire.. again~

Genting Highland was crowded as usual during National Day's eve~ Not to mention finding a place to park a car took us more than an hour~ We're even in the waiting list just for bowling~

Courtesy of Marsboy taking burst shot!

**WARNING! Parental guidance required** LoL!
Please Do Not Try This At Home!

This statue of Buddha is located at the memorial park in Genting~

Not to forget a photo of me of cuz!
signed off once again at 5:08 p.m.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Why other fruits are afraid of banana? ~

Picture adapted from e-mail.

Was checking my e-mail because I'm lazy to start my assignment when the title 'Why other fruits are afraid of banana' drew my attention~
Well. . the picture explains it all~ It did gives me a good laugh~
Time to back for work =.="

signed off reluctantly at 6:40 p.m.