Tuesday, June 8, 2010

A World Cup Message to All Ladies~


Received an e-mail from a colleague which I like to share with everyone, not only to the Ladies~
Since the World Cup is just around the corner, and the World Cup fever plague has already spread all around the world~ Therefore I would like to post this up before proceed to my Phuket day 2 post!

Here it goes~

Dear Wife / Sweetheart / Girl Friend / Partner / whomever it may concern,

  1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
  2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
  3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during the game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
  4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor..... It won't happen.
  5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
  6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
  7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
  8. The replays of goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.
  9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.
  10. But, if a friend of mine invites is to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
  11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this... why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, *Refer to Rule #2 of the list*.
  12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank GOD the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.
P/S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Godzz... I believe that this is the first time I typed so much in 1 post~ But I still like to share this although word-only-post do makes me sleepy~

P/S
All the above mention so called 'rules and regulations' does not come from imxeroz.blogspot.com!
If you wanna apply them, do it AT YOUR OWN RISK~

I've already sent this to MsXeRoZ... the feedback? You won't wanna know~

signed off regretfully for sending the email to msxeroz XD at 8:53 p.m.


25 comments:

RedButtockz Wern said...

LOL!!

kenwooi said...

so whats her response? =P

MsXeRoZ Nicole said...

*KABUSH*

*BOOOOOOMMMMM*

World War III. everyone hide!

XeRoZ aka Marshall said...

there! she partially answered for me~

Iriene said...

Hahaha, that's really good!
All the best and enjoy your 'The Game' ....World Cup means everything at the moment :)

Gee said...

wohohohoo...emg...no.2 is so mean..hahaha

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